You Know You're a Fishkeeper When...
You name your puppy Electric Blue.
You tell your spouse you are expecting a package, and he/she says they will put it safely next to the aquarium.
You receive a new fish magazine in the mail once a week.
You have to tell your spouse you are working late so that he/she doesn't know you're at the fish store.
You have a Swiss bank account for your fish expenses that your spouse doesn't know about.
You have www.fishchannel.com as your homepage, and you check fish forums more regularly than you check your regular e-mail.
The other customers ask you for help instead of the employees.
You visit FishChannel.com four or five times a day to see what's new in the fish world.
You lose sleep because of your new lunar lights.
You pretend you're the Easter Bunny and you have Easter baskets for your aquariums filled with new decorations and fish treats.
You don't eat fish sticks because your fish might think you hate them.
Your local fish shop relies on you to stay open.
Your family tree has your fish on it too.
You carry pictures of your fish in your wallet and you show them to anyone who will look.
You start talking to your fish like they're little kids, hence, baby-talk.
You drive 500 miles to your vacation destination and instead of going sightseeing, you find all of the fish stores.
You're buying several varieties of fish at PetsMart and the employee asks, "What size is your tank?" You respond, "Which one?" The employee responds, "Never mind."
You name all your fish and you can identify who they are down to the minute detail.
You give your wife a red claw lobster for Valentine's Day instead of flowers.
One of your fish is named after your father-in-law due to his bulging stomach.
Your wife interacts with her lobster by shaking her red hair in front of the tank and the lobster responds by standing up against the glass and waving its claws at her.
Your home leans to the side your tanks are located, or you have to reinforce the floor to support your new additions.
You throw a baby shower for your pregnant fish.
The only books you have are fish guides and encyclopedias.
The screensaver on your computer is of fish.
You know your fish are smart because they are in schools.
You convince your spouse to declutter, then mention you've purchased a new tank to go in the newly-acquired space.
Your appointment book is full of dates and times to test the water in your tanks.
You send out birth announcements when your fish has babies.
Your know HD TV is a 22-inch but your new aquarium is 180 gallons.
You're on a date at a restaurant, and when your date asks if you like fish, you say, "Yes! I have the most stunning tank in my home."
People come to the local fish store to get advice from you.
You change the channel when fishing programs are on because you don't want to traumatize your fish.
You're at your local fish store so often the other customers think you work there.
You have a bumper sticker that says ‘I brake for fish stores.’
You’re late for your wedding because you were watching your fish.
You tell the fireman to save the fish if your house is on fire.
You have more fish tanks than you can count.
You can teach your fish to play soccer but can’t teach your dog to sit.
Your wife dresses up as a mermaid just so you will pay attention to her.
You have a fish graveyard in your backyard, and you get offended when anybody steps on it.
You go on vacation and ask your mom to feed your fish every day. She should expect two pages of lengthy directions, emergency numbers and at least one hour spent feeding your fish.
Your desk at work has pictures of your fish and you tell co-workers they are your babies.
You have a baby shower for the coming arrivals in your aquarium.
You take your holiday photo next to your aquarium to send to family members.
You send pictures of your fish on your cell phone to everyone in your address book.
You spend more time at the fish store instead of your house.
You put your fingers through your hair and find fish food.
You start to put aquariums in your bedroom closet because your parents won’t let you put them anywhere else.
Your idea of a Saturday night is taking a trip to the local fish store to see and purchase a spectacular coral.
You have more decorations for your fish tanks than you do for your own home.
You can't grow so much as a wild flower in your yard, but your water garden is the talk of the town.
You decorate every room in your house like an aquarium and put up pictures of your own fish.
You have indoor fish tanks and outdoor fish ponds, and all of them are fully stocked.
You have more than 10 fish, and you know all their names.
People start coming to your house instead of the local fish store.
You have Petsmart on speed-dial.
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